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How to Make a Homemade Face Mask, by @dzellene

How to Make a Homemade Face Mask, by @dzellene

by humiesMarch 21, 2020April 11, 2020

A quick and easy 4-step process to make a face mask from a couple of items in your home.

A Poem by @BlackIgwe

A Poem by @BlackIgwe

by humiesMarch 19, 2020April 11, 2020

If You Don’t Feel Like It, Don’t Go, by an Anonymous Reddit User

If You Don’t Feel Like It, Don’t Go, by an Anonymous Reddit User

by humiesMarch 6, 2020April 9, 2020

“I was always trying to fit in or please someone else.”

Gay and Misunderstood in India, by u/pkslnct

Gay and Misunderstood in India, by u/pkslnct

by humiesJanuary 16, 2020April 11, 2020

“It all comes down to fear of something different and unknown.”

Covered in Mold and Shame, by u/RosieDrew

Covered in Mold and Shame, by u/RosieDrew

by humiesDecember 11, 2019April 11, 2020

“My Mom still doesn’t admit to this day and gaslights me.”

THE FREAK, by u/Qlubedup

THE FREAK, by u/Qlubedup

by humiesDecember 8, 2019April 11, 2020

“I’ve come to the realization that being THE FREAK isn’t too bad.”

A New Sticky for the Other Kind of Icky-Icky

A New Sticky for the Other Kind of Icky-Icky

by humiesJuly 30, 2019April 10, 2020

It’s time we excluded saliva from blunt rolling.

The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume Two

The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume Two

by humiesJuly 16, 2019April 10, 2020

Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.

Hostages to Skintight Apathy—Exorcising the Athleisure Trend

Hostages to Skintight Apathy—Exorcising the Athleisure Trend

by humiesJuly 12, 2019September 5, 2020

Trend subjugation will mutilate our self-confidence unless we clear a path to more flamboyant pastures.

Rap for Balance: Upstage Mood Disturbances With Lyricism

Rap for Balance: Upstage Mood Disturbances With Lyricism

by humiesJuly 3, 2019April 10, 2020

Learn to express your feelings online or risk succumbing to self-sabotage.

Counter Excess Screen Time: 4 Reasons to Don Indoor Sunglasses

Counter Excess Screen Time: 4 Reasons to Don Indoor Sunglasses

by humiesJune 28, 2019April 10, 2020

Create like a rock star and get well in the process.

Attributes of Aliens in Human Form: Face Edition

Attributes of Aliens in Human Form: Face Edition

by humiesMay 3, 2019April 10, 2020

As humies, our anonymity is invaluable. Remaining cognizant of our attributes prevents us from blowing our cover.

The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One

The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One

by humiesMay 1, 2019April 10, 2020

Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.

Will Robots Officiate Our Sexual Activities?

Will Robots Officiate Our Sexual Activities?

by humiesOctober 5, 2018August 20, 2020

Copulation has always been regulated. Prevailing concerns in America’s sex crisis dictate we augment the regulation process.

Today’s Esports Athletes, Tomorrow’s Space Marines

Today’s Esports Athletes, Tomorrow’s Space Marines

by humiesSeptember 23, 2018September 5, 2020

Control. Command. Power projection. The esports industry has the makings of a professional military headquarters.

Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That

Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That

by humiesAugust 30, 2018April 10, 2020

It’s not just about taking jobs; in China, robots are staged to take identities.

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