humies - aliens in human form

Sure, cannabis is natural—it’s a plant. Premium cigars are natural, too. But so are oral microbes. It’s time we excluded saliva from blunt rolling.

Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.

Trend subjugation will mutilate our self-confidence unless we clear a path to more flamboyant pastures.

Learn to express your feelings online or risk succumbing to self-sabotage.

Create like a rock star and get well in the process.

As humies, our anonymity is invaluable. Remaining cognizant of our attributes prevents us from blowing our cover.

Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.

It’s not that your household appliances are peering into your soul—oh wait, due to smart grid technologies, it kind of is that.

Copulation has always been regulated. Prevailing concerns in America’s sex crisis dictate we augment the regulation process.

Control. Command. Power projection. The eSports industry has the makings of a professional military headquarters.