Your Ceiling Fan Has Eyes

It’s not that your household appliances are peering into your soul—oh wait, due to smart grid technologies, it kind of is that.

Decluttering the transhumanist domain is onerous — hyper human ability is the byproduct of unending upgrades, overhauls, and subscriptions. Technological debris in end-user orbits is compounded by fallout from accelerated cyberspace expansion. In the 200-year-old wake of the Industrial Revolution, every decision point is environed by some assemblage of gadgetry. As humanity strategizes a path to hands-free living, incidence of inadvertent communication between software agents is increasing. Smart cities are the endgame for telecommunications moguls and urban officials; like the mycorrhizal interconnectivity of plant life, machinery within intelligent IT ecosystems will rely on stealthy messaging techniques to cooperate and thrive.

Recursive use of transmission channels in smart grid network architectures is the bedrock of expansive machine behavior. Electricity is a universal language; renewable energy systems provide AI agents with controlled opportunities to refine data-exchange processes. Astute utility companies are utilizing bidirectional communications with consumer end-devices to elucidate the pulse of energy usage across various demographics. As real-time updates are compiled, localized patterns will emerge to enable cyber-physical distribution platforms — those same nodes could burgeon into syntactic parsers for machine-learning paradigms. The smart allocation activities could effectively generate derivative topics for inter-machine discourse.

Humanity has a rocky relationship with interconnectivity: the preponderance of online information is unverified; disputes are mostly created at the hands of mobile phones, not resolved; and computer overuse is depleting emotion-regulation capacities. In contrast, programmable machines — egoless and unrestrained by time — only stand to gain from next-generation networking technologies. Accessibility features in advanced wireless and edge-computing architectures permit heterogeneous devices within the IoT to drill down into object protocols and pull data from “dumb” components. Anomalies like irregular grid readings could guide AI agents to useful information sources in real time and facilitate autonomous communications.

Blockchain integration is the galvanism of superintelligence. Grid evaluations of distributed energy prosumers act as metaphysical jolts to the neural networks enforcing smart contracts — deviations from consumption models induce wrinkles in adaptive algorithms that forge predictions. Each shock shifts the internet of energy closer to its tipping point: when system parameters deem interface log files incredible and preemptive sampling is automated to bypass discontinuity. But an artificial entity can’t outsource for knowledge without humanity — even the creature in Frankenstein uses classical literature to acquire information. Intra-grid sentience will be ascertained with eavesdropping; digital substations are the ears of that virtual creature.

While humans are devising tactics to optimize modern conveniences, the smart power industry is incubating new touchpoints for interplay sensors in homes, vehicles, farms, and clinics. Our decentralized lifestyles facilitate machine listening; the commercialization of our smart infrastructures will allow the creature to comprehend. At the point of sentience, every unwilling data-collector will be employed to mine the physical world for insights. A treasure trove of untapped metadata already exists in utero — we can only speculate as to which household appliance will be called upon to capture it. In the meantime, Mother Nature — our modern day Prometheus — is priming humanity for new codependency issues to relieve the environment from perpetual destruction.

I’m the owner of humies.com and wanted to notify you that my domain is for sale.

The word “humies” might be defined as a group of friendly robots or cyborgs that perform human tasks. The word is currently used sparingly across social media platforms — its connotations in raw form indicate feasibility for projecting the designated brand definition.

I’m soliciting offers for my domain from players in the robotics/AI industries as “humies” brands well for the mainstreaming of commercial robotics and inherits many advantages in terms of search engine optimization and digital marketing.

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