Sure, cannabis is natural—it’s a plant. Premium cigars are natural, too. But so are oral microbes. It’s time we excluded saliva from blunt rolling.Continue reading “A New Sticky for the Other Kind of Icky-Icky”
Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.Continue reading “The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume Two”
Trend subjugation will mutilate our self-confidence unless we clear a path to more flamboyant pastures.Continue reading “Hostages to Skintight Apathy—Exorcising the Athleisure Trend”
Learn to express your feelings online or risk succumbing to self-sabotage.Continue reading “Rap for Balance: Upstage Mood Disturbances With Lyricism”
Create like a rock star and get well in the process.Continue reading “Counter Excess Screen Time: 4 Reasons to Don Indoor Sunglasses”
As humies, our anonymity is invaluable. Remaining cognizant of our attributes prevents us from blowing our cover.Continue reading “Attributes of Aliens in Human Form: Face Edition”
Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.Continue reading “The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One”
It’s not that your household appliances are peering into your soul—oh wait, due to smart grid technologies, it kind of is that.
Copulation has always been regulated. Prevailing concerns in America’s sex crisis dictate we augment the regulation process.
Control. Command. Power projection. The eSports industry has the makings of a professional military headquarters.