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The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One

Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.

It’s not that your household appliances are peering into your soul—oh wait, due to smart grid technologies, it kind of is that.

Copulation has always been regulated. Prevailing concerns in America’s sex crisis dictate we augment the regulation process.

Control. Command. Power projection. The esports industry has the makings of a professional military headquarters.

In the Information Age, the difference between prosperity and obscurity rests in the dichotomy of two competing movements.

It’s not just about taking jobs; in China, robots are staged to take identities. Continue reading “Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That”

Disagree? When Amazon Echo notifies you in real-time of a product unveiling or sale at the nearest Amazon Go, you’ll come around. Continue reading “Hello, Autonomous Salesforce—Goodbye, Online Advertising”

The robotics industry is emphasizing capability over capacity and audiences are cringing.

The post-modern world is strictly about information and the most efficient way to consume it. This applies to the robotics industry, too.

For now, industry must produce robots that know their roles – humans won’t accept machines that bark out orders or cut in line.