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Counter Excess Screen Time: 4 Reasons to Don Indoor Sunglasses

by humiesJune 28, 2019April 10, 2020anonymousLeave a Comment on Counter Excess Screen Time: 4 Reasons to Don Indoor Sunglasses
Counter Excess Screen Time: 4 Reasons to Don Indoor Sunglasses

Create like a rock star and get well in the process.

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Attributes of Aliens in Human Form: Face Edition

by humiesMay 3, 2019April 10, 2020anonymousLeave a Comment on Attributes of Aliens in Human Form: Face Edition
Attributes of Aliens in Human Form: Face Edition

As humies, our anonymity is invaluable. Remaining cognizant of our attributes prevents us from blowing our cover.

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The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One

by humiesMay 1, 2019April 10, 2020anonymousLeave a Comment on The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One
The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One

Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.

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Will Robots Officiate Our Sexual Activities?

by humiesOctober 5, 2018August 20, 2020anonymousLeave a Comment on Will Robots Officiate Our Sexual Activities?
Will Robots Officiate Our Sexual Activities?

Copulation has always been regulated. Prevailing concerns in America’s sex crisis dictate we augment the regulation process.

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Today’s Esports Athletes, Tomorrow’s Space Marines

by humiesSeptember 23, 2018September 5, 2020anonymousLeave a Comment on Today’s Esports Athletes, Tomorrow’s Space Marines
Today’s Esports Athletes, Tomorrow’s Space Marines

Control. Command. Power projection. The esports industry has the makings of a professional military headquarters.

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Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That

by humiesAugust 30, 2018April 10, 2020anonymousLeave a Comment on Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That
Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That

It’s not just about taking jobs; in China, robots are staged to take identities. Continue reading “Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That”

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