Create like a rock star and get well in the process.

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As humies, our anonymity is invaluable. Remaining cognizant of our attributes prevents us from blowing our cover.

Continue reading “Attributes of Aliens in Human Form: Face Edition”

Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.

Continue reading “The Void Smells Like Rabbit: Volume One”

It’s not that your household appliances are peering into your soul—oh wait, due to smart grid technologies, it kind of is that.

Continue reading “Your Ceiling Fan Has Eyes”

Copulation has always been regulated. Prevailing concerns in America’s sex crisis dictate we augment the regulation process.

Continue reading “Robots Should Officiate Our Sexual Activities”

Control. Command. Power projection. The esports industry has the makings of a professional military headquarters.

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In the Information Age, the difference between prosperity and obscurity rests in the dichotomy of two competing movements.

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It’s not just about taking jobs; in China, robots are staged to take identities. Continue reading “Stop Being Yourself—There’s a Robot for That”

Disagree? When Amazon Echo notifies you in real-time of a product unveiling or sale at the nearest Amazon Go, you’ll come around. Continue reading “Hello, Autonomous Salesforce—Goodbye, Online Advertising”

The robotics industry is emphasizing capability over capacity and audiences are cringing.

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