Some aliens conceal their disdain for human norms. Others breach social boundaries and detail the absurdities of normie culture.
The following insights were derived from the (recent) tweets of 10 openly-alien humies:
The act of “performing” in a crowded public space like a street or plaza is inherently aggressive and inconsiderate, so let’s stop condoning this behavior (source: @MercyInYou)
One egg yolk contains 8% and 61% of our daily recommended doses of saturated fat and cholesterol, respectively. Whole eggs are substantially toxic; no amount of junk food or fast food will minimize that (source: @Natallmighty)
The TV show, “Love Island” better cast some tigers or Caribbean queens, because our attention spans are on the run! (source: @Mitchraf86)
This is also a life path: successfully navigating the minefields of adolescence, only to trip over a midlife crisis in your 20’s (source: @nostalgianausea)